February 16, 2011

Hazards of Online Dating

So, I'm on a dating site.  It's been slow until tonight: I think Valentine's Day brought out the crazies.

First I received this message from TribalMutt:
"FYI...
..."A woman's hair is a glory to God."

Therefore, if she has no hair, she has no glory. Although God understands if a woman is bald due to chemotherapy, but not because she cuts her hair off because it's a style that she wants.

Just fyi....

Be good.

Colin "

My reply?  That opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.  And apparently he is one.  
I also point out his faulty logic (losing a glory doesn't leave me with zero glories).  And mention that twice donating my hair to sick bald children seems more glorious than leaving it dangling off my head.


As if that weren't enough, here comes Jim4556:
"Your so incredibly beautiful."

Um, thanks.  

Watch out what you write me, guys, you might make it into my blog!

6 comments:

  1. Your post definitely brought a smile to my day. I have a lot of fond memories of online dating. My favorite: when username "Cobra69" contacted me. I had to tell him that his choice of username told me all I needed to know. Whether it was a car or "other" reference--either way...

    Just remember to stay relaxed about it--after all, it's only a date. If it's a bad date, then you will have a great story to tell your girlfriends. Oh--and trust your instincts. If something seems off, you can always say no, block them or walk out on the date.

    Diane Drexel

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  2. @DianeDrexel
    Thanks for the comment Diane! I try to have fun with it, not take things too seriously. I've made some great friends through online dating :)

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  3. This made me laugh. People are such idiots sometimes. But, you are really beautiful. The first guy seemed to have way to much time on his hands to think that up and write it.

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  4. @coffeeandvicodin
    "The first guy seemed to have way to much time on his hands"
    That's exactly what I thought! It's just bizarre.

    It's nice to get a compliment but I'd rather it be about something important, not how I look.

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  5. Your post definitely brought a smile to my day. I have a lot of fond memories of online dating. My favorite: when username "Cobra69" contacted me. I had to tell him that his choice of username told me all I needed to know. Whether it was a car or "other" reference--either way...

    Just remember to stay relaxed about it--after all, it's only a date. If it's a bad date, then you will have a great story to tell your girlfriends. Oh--and trust your instincts. If something seems off, you can always say no, block them or walk out on the date.

    Diane Drexel

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  6. @coffeeandvicodin
    "The first guy seemed to have way to much time on his hands"
    That's exactly what I thought! It's just bizarre.

    It's nice to get a compliment but I'd rather it be about something important, not how I look.

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